I am drawing up two petitions currently. The first is for America to change its name to the UNITED STATES OF AWESOME. I’m sure I’m not the first person to think this up, so someone somewhere agrees with me. Let’s be honest, how much cooler would that be. Then we would no longer be Americans, we would be Awesomators.

Be jealous world!!!

The second is for Canada to change it’s name to CANADIA. Why the extra “i” you might ask? I’ll tell you. Because then people can say: “Yes, there is an I in Canadia.”

Perfection if you ask me.

Now, you might be sitting there (or standing–I have no bias), thinking “what are you doing with your life?” And to that I say: I have no freaking clue. Currently, I am writing this post, after which I am going to buy fresh midnight doughnuts with my homies that I won’t be seeing again for a long time because I’m moving back to Michigan for college and gas is expensive. (Sad face).

I’m moving out of my dorm tomorrow (joy) and on Friday I’m driving the 8 1/2 hours all the way home (bigger joy) in a truck that doesn’t have cruise control (biggest joy).

Oh Charlie, what am I going to do with your gas guzzling self??? Love you, that’s what!

And now for a totally random topic change… I think it’s time for a blog makeover but I can never find a theme that I like enough and/or can customize the way I want it. And I’m a poor college student who can’t afford to pay this website money (sorry peeps). What to do? What to do?

I guess I’m saying this so if things start changing on this blogosphere you won’t be like “Hey! Wait! What’s happening, Yo?!” You probably wouldn’t anyway, but I’m just covering my bases anyhoo.

I literally just don’t know what to do with myself right now.

Also, there is either a real or imaginary mosquito in my dorm room right now and I keep itching everywhere. I can’t tell if it’s because I keep thinking about itching that I’m itching, but I KEEP ITCHING!!! I need help. From a mosquito exterminator.

College probs. YOLO.

…YODO…

…YODA!

And that’s how Star Wars secretly integrated itself back into peoples’ lives. Shh, it’s a secret. Disney knows what it’s doing. The CEO is probably sitting there going “stupid humans, what can’t I make you do? Mwahaha!”

Or…you know…not.

Mel