Knock, knock. (You say “who’s there?”) Sorry, I originally made the picture smaller, but it was just adamant that it wanted to be this size. No, I am not dead, so that’s nice! – a step in the right direction, if you will. How have you all been? I hope the … Continue reading Hello There!: Life Updates and What-Have-You’s
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Why Mulan is the Best Princess
(And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise) Just recently, I took a BuzzFeed quiz in which the author acknowledged that Mulan is the best Disney princess, and I was so incredibly happy. Whenever I state this (sadly unpopular) opinion to, well, anyone else, the response is always the same: "Mulan isn't even a real princess, … Continue reading Why Mulan is the Best Princess
Election Day in the USA!
I've voted, have you? Today is election day in the United States. A new president will be decided. If you are an eligible American citizen, You NEED to get out and VOTE. I know I've said it before on this blog, but today is an extremely important day. This election is an extremely important election. … Continue reading Election Day in the USA!
Everything Hurts: A Memoir
So there's this joke that is pretty common in my head; that if I were to have an autobiography, it would be called "Everything Itches: An Autobiography Nobody Asked For," because I have so many allergies that I am constantly having to take allergy medication for hives or a runny nose - yeah, you get … Continue reading Everything Hurts: A Memoir
Updates & Crazy Stories of the Present
It's been a while, once again, though this time I have been absent for a really BIG reason. I graduated college! (Try to ignore the fact that I look pissy. That's actually just my normal face, lol. Plus it was 8 a.m. and I was really tired. Psh, excuses!) What?! I know, I'm still in … Continue reading Updates & Crazy Stories of the Present
Twins, Not Hallucinations
Guys, guys, guys, I have something to tell you. I almost did it. I almost fell for one of the most contrived, cliché, overused movie tropes EVER! I was waiting in the hallway outside of my university chorus class about fifteen minutes before it started. A girl walks by that I know--she sits in my section, … Continue reading Twins, Not Hallucinations
Things That Happen During a Michigan Winter
If you live in Michigan and can relate, fabulous! If you don't, here is a list of things you definitely aren't missing. #1) People suddenly forget how to drive. You live in the state that houses the "Motor City" (Detroit). The city that "put the nation on wheels." For the other six months of the … Continue reading Things That Happen During a Michigan Winter
5 Things That Feel Like the End of the World But [Probably] Aren’t
I've been compiling a list of these things for a little while now as they occur to me, and I thought I would share them with you. If you could experience the frustration of at least one of these things with me, I would greatly appreciate it. So I know I am not alone living … Continue reading 5 Things That Feel Like the End of the World But [Probably] Aren’t
The Epic Adventure of the Tree Nut Sesame Cat
This is Gary. He is a Tree Nut Sesame Cat. A rarity among mutant mammals, and with sightings numbering in the zero range for the last twenty-one years, he is an evil creation. An unfortunate myth. A nightmare that comes to torment me at the most unlikely of times. He is the black knight of allergens … Continue reading The Epic Adventure of the Tree Nut Sesame Cat
Terrors of a Tower and a Whole Bunch of Other Nonsense
This is it. The last tale in the Theme Park Chronicles. Not that I have been calling it that this entire time, I just thought it sounded pretty intense for the last bit. Chronicles is such a meaty word, don't you think? Pretty epic. But that is so not the point of anything right now. … Continue reading Terrors of a Tower and a Whole Bunch of Other Nonsense
Ultimately Useless Stories 