Knock, knock. (You say “who’s there?”) Sorry, I originally made the picture smaller, but it was just adamant that it wanted to be this size. No, I am not dead, so that’s nice! – a step in the right direction, if you will. How have you all been? I hope the … Continue reading Hello There!: Life Updates and What-Have-You’s
(And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise) Just recently, I took a BuzzFeed quiz in which the author acknowledged that Mulan is the best Disney princess, and I was so incredibly happy. Whenever I state this (sadly unpopular) opinion to, well, anyone else, the response is always the same: "Mulan isn't even a real princess, … Continue reading Why Mulan is the Best Princess
This is going to be a short story, but I thought it was too funny not to share. Note 1: Something to know about my friends is that we are all incredibly opinionated, but not a single one of us is good at making decisions. For opinionated people, we are somehow too laid-back when it … Continue reading The Enigma That is Chili’s
I've voted, have you? Today is election day in the United States. A new president will be decided. If you are an eligible American citizen, You NEED to get out and VOTE. I know I've said it before on this blog, but today is an extremely important day. This election is an extremely important election. … Continue reading Election Day in the USA!
Aside from working at the zoo and in retail (a job I will always hate - does anyone actually like working in retail? I'm serious, you never really lose faith in humanity as quickly as when you work in retail.) Okay, where was I going with this... Oh, right! Aside from working, I have also … Continue reading Current Works-In-Progress
So there's this joke that is pretty common in my head; that if I were to have an autobiography, it would be called "Everything Itches: An Autobiography Nobody Asked For," because I have so many allergies that I am constantly having to take allergy medication for hives or a runny nose - yeah, you get … Continue reading Everything Hurts: A Memoir
It's been a while, once again, though this time I have been absent for a really BIG reason. I graduated college! (Try to ignore the fact that I look pissy. That's actually just my normal face, lol. Plus it was 8 a.m. and I was really tired. Psh, excuses!) What?! I know, I'm still in … Continue reading Updates & Crazy Stories of the Present