Knock, knock. (You say “who’s there?”) Sorry, I originally made the picture smaller, but it was just adamant that it wanted to be this size. No, I am not dead, so that’s nice! – a step in the right direction, if you will. How have you all been? I hope the … Continue reading Hello There!: Life Updates and What-Have-You’s
Random Ramblings
Why Mulan is the Best Princess
(And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise) Just recently, I took a BuzzFeed quiz in which the author acknowledged that Mulan is the best Disney princess, and I was so incredibly happy. Whenever I state this (sadly unpopular) opinion to, well, anyone else, the response is always the same: "Mulan isn't even a real princess, … Continue reading Why Mulan is the Best Princess
The Enigma That is Chili’s
This is going to be a short story, but I thought it was too funny not to share. Note 1: Something to know about my friends is that we are all incredibly opinionated, but not a single one of us is good at making decisions. For opinionated people, we are somehow too laid-back when it … Continue reading The Enigma That is Chili’s
Election Day in the USA!
I've voted, have you? Today is election day in the United States. A new president will be decided. If you are an eligible American citizen, You NEED to get out and VOTE. I know I've said it before on this blog, but today is an extremely important day. This election is an extremely important election. … Continue reading Election Day in the USA!
Current Works-In-Progress
Aside from working at the zoo and in retail (a job I will always hate - does anyone actually like working in retail? I'm serious, you never really lose faith in humanity as quickly as when you work in retail.) Okay, where was I going with this... Oh, right! Aside from working, I have also … Continue reading Current Works-In-Progress
Everything Hurts: A Memoir
So there's this joke that is pretty common in my head; that if I were to have an autobiography, it would be called "Everything Itches: An Autobiography Nobody Asked For," because I have so many allergies that I am constantly having to take allergy medication for hives or a runny nose - yeah, you get … Continue reading Everything Hurts: A Memoir
Updates & Crazy Stories of the Present
It's been a while, once again, though this time I have been absent for a really BIG reason. I graduated college! (Try to ignore the fact that I look pissy. That's actually just my normal face, lol. Plus it was 8 a.m. and I was really tired. Psh, excuses!) What?! I know, I'm still in … Continue reading Updates & Crazy Stories of the Present
Twins, Not Hallucinations
Guys, guys, guys, I have something to tell you. I almost did it. I almost fell for one of the most contrived, cliché, overused movie tropes EVER! I was waiting in the hallway outside of my university chorus class about fifteen minutes before it started. A girl walks by that I know--she sits in my section, … Continue reading Twins, Not Hallucinations
Things That Happen During a Michigan Winter
If you live in Michigan and can relate, fabulous! If you don't, here is a list of things you definitely aren't missing. #1) People suddenly forget how to drive. You live in the state that houses the "Motor City" (Detroit). The city that "put the nation on wheels." For the other six months of the … Continue reading Things That Happen During a Michigan Winter
5 Things That Feel Like the End of the World But [Probably] Aren’t
I've been compiling a list of these things for a little while now as they occur to me, and I thought I would share them with you. If you could experience the frustration of at least one of these things with me, I would greatly appreciate it. So I know I am not alone living … Continue reading 5 Things That Feel Like the End of the World But [Probably] Aren’t
Ultimately Useless Stories 