The Epic Adventure of the Tree Nut Sesame Cat

This is Gary. He is a Tree Nut Sesame Cat. A rarity among mutant mammals, and with sightings numbering in the zero range for the last twenty-one years, he is an evil creation. An unfortunate myth. A nightmare that comes to torment me at the most unlikely of times. He is the black knight of allergens … Continue reading The Epic Adventure of the Tree Nut Sesame Cat

Terrors of a Tower and a Whole Bunch of Other Nonsense

This is it. The last tale in the Theme Park Chronicles. Not that I have been calling it that this entire time, I just thought it sounded pretty intense for the last bit. Chronicles is such a meaty word, don't you think? Pretty epic. But that is so not the point of anything right now. … Continue reading Terrors of a Tower and a Whole Bunch of Other Nonsense

Cheddar Bay Betrayal and Things Only Survivors Can Do

I have been betrayed. Completely and utterly betrayed. The unforgivable kind of betrayal that you only find out about after the act itself. It was of the cheese and garlic variety. My roommate--you know who you are!--went to Red Lobster. Without me. Rude. No, but really, those cheddar bay biscuits are to die for. And if … Continue reading Cheddar Bay Betrayal and Things Only Survivors Can Do