"I miss animals...and real people." Kayla said that on our way to our Psychology exam (which was a curse word and a half by the way). On the surface, the words don't make sense, but if you've ever been on a college campus in your life it totally does. It's like a mini-town made up … Continue reading Teen Angst Leads to A Lack of Real People
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The End of the World May Be Coming Earlier Than We Thought: Part II
I told you our supposed mystery thief had been 2 places she wasn't supposed to be. The second was in Missy and Melanie's room. Melanie has been really sick lately and, last night, was knocked unconscious with some NyQuil. While she was sleeping, Debbie walked in and asked if she could borrow a skillet. She … Continue reading The End of the World May Be Coming Earlier Than We Thought: Part II
The End of the World May Be Coming Earlier Than We Thought: Part I
Hello everyone reading this blog 🙂 I'm inserting this really quick disclaimer before I go on with my post, just in case: this blog is written with fictionalized characters, anything resembling true people--dead or alive--must be my psychic powers at work. Okay, now that that's said. You wouldn't believe the crazy that has just found … Continue reading The End of the World May Be Coming Earlier Than We Thought: Part I
What Is This Brown Thing In My Chex Mix???
The question of the day is: what are these round, brown disks in my Chex Mix? Answer: Melba toasts. And they are clearly the best part of the whole thing. But when Tammy stared down at the crunchy, brown disks, she couldn't help but be repulsed at the sight of them. "They're delicious," India said. … Continue reading What Is This Brown Thing In My Chex Mix???
The Fourth Floor Is Going Out With A Bang
If you thought that we could be put down so easily, you were wrong!!! The Fourth Floor does not take kindly to restrictions, and even worse is someone telling us that the next step is--drum roll please--charging us with disorderly conduct. Um, no, that's not going to work for us. So, this is how it's … Continue reading The Fourth Floor Is Going Out With A Bang
I Had A Dream Once…
The title is the line from the Disney movie, Tangled, just before the song and dance number at the Snuggly Duckling. I have a kind of embarrassing fact about myself that I am going to tell you. Well, I think it's embarrassing because I don't know anyone else who does this, so usually its just me--by myself--on … Continue reading I Had A Dream Once…
I’m Only Gunna Break-Break Your, Break-Break Your Rulz
Like "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz--check it out! I can't help but think it's catchy. But a groovy song is not the point of this post. (And, yes, I did just call it groovy. Not an accurate description, I realize, since we are no longer living in the 1970's and neither are we cast … Continue reading I’m Only Gunna Break-Break Your, Break-Break Your Rulz
The Fourth Floor Movers Are At Your Service!
With so much drama in this hall, it's no wonder we haven't gotten professional jobs as movers. One girl, two floors, twenty minutes. DONE! Seriously, that's talent. Anyone ever tell you any different, they'll have me to deal with. Cyberspace: once you go average, you can never go back. But I haven't even told you … Continue reading The Fourth Floor Movers Are At Your Service!
Mini Post About Nothing #4: A New Characters Page?
Yes indeed, there will soon be a new Meet the Characters page at the top of this blog entitled "The Fourth Floor". It is currently under construction but you will be able to check out the different personalities that I have been so vague about within my stories thus far. Soon you will get to see exactly … Continue reading Mini Post About Nothing #4: A New Characters Page?
The Fourth Floor Is Going To War Again…Again!
And this time, it's about to get nuclear! Forces are coming in on all sides. Like Germany in WWI it's a battle on two fronts and neither one is winning. In the right hand corner we have the battle of the roommates. Two girls going head to head farther than anyone has before. Screaming, cursing, … Continue reading The Fourth Floor Is Going To War Again…Again!
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