"I miss animals...and real people." Kayla said that on our way to our Psychology exam (which was a curse word and a half by the way). On the surface, the words don't make sense, but if you've ever been on a college campus in your life it totally does. It's like a mini-town made up … Continue reading Teen Angst Leads to A Lack of Real People
I told you our supposed mystery thief had been 2 places she wasn't supposed to be. The second was in Missy and Melanie's room. Melanie has been really sick lately and, last night, was knocked unconscious with some NyQuil. While she was sleeping, Debbie walked in and asked if she could borrow a skillet. She … Continue reading The End of the World May Be Coming Earlier Than We Thought: Part II
Hello everyone reading this blog 🙂 I'm inserting this really quick disclaimer before I go on with my post, just in case: this blog is written with fictionalized characters, anything resembling true people--dead or alive--must be my psychic powers at work. Okay, now that that's said. You wouldn't believe the crazy that has just found … Continue reading The End of the World May Be Coming Earlier Than We Thought: Part I
The question of the day is: what are these round, brown disks in my Chex Mix? Answer: Melba toasts. And they are clearly the best part of the whole thing. But when Tammy stared down at the crunchy, brown disks, she couldn't help but be repulsed at the sight of them. "They're delicious," India said. … Continue reading What Is This Brown Thing In My Chex Mix???
If you thought that we could be put down so easily, you were wrong!!! The Fourth Floor does not take kindly to restrictions, and even worse is someone telling us that the next step is--drum roll please--charging us with disorderly conduct. Um, no, that's not going to work for us. So, this is how it's … Continue reading The Fourth Floor Is Going Out With A Bang
The title is the line from the Disney movie, Tangled, just before the song and dance number at the Snuggly Duckling. I have a kind of embarrassing fact about myself that I am going to tell you. Well, I think it's embarrassing because I don't know anyone else who does this, so usually its just me--by myself--on … Continue reading I Had A Dream Once…
Like "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz--check it out! I can't help but think it's catchy. But a groovy song is not the point of this post. (And, yes, I did just call it groovy. Not an accurate description, I realize, since we are no longer living in the 1970's and neither are we cast … Continue reading I’m Only Gunna Break-Break Your, Break-Break Your Rulz