The Repercussions of Living in the Arctic

Michigan. It's really REALLY close to the arctic. Kind of. Maybe. Point is, the southern portion of Michigan (metro Detroit included) has officially--as of this year--had more snow than we've had EVER BEFORE. This record hasn't been broken in one hundred and thirty years. Yes, 130 years. Worst. Winter. Ever. I'm just thankful that it … Continue reading The Repercussions of Living in the Arctic

The Pondersome Things About Life

This is not a good time of the year to be an English major. Everyone decides to give their longest, hardest, boringest (sorry, I just felt I had to continue the pattern) papers now, because they...I don't know...What, Professor? Did you forget to give me all of these papers earlier in the semester? It not … Continue reading The Pondersome Things About Life

“What Do You Mean You Can’t Take Your Pants Off?!”

During the days of “That’s what she said!”, brought to us by my personal favorite comedy actor—Steve Carell—there were many inappropriate jokes made; some good, some bad, and some blatantly stupid. And while many of these jokes were intentional, some of the best were not. This was one of those jokes. Cruise ships are like … Continue reading “What Do You Mean You Can’t Take Your Pants Off?!”

If You’re Happy and You Know It…Please Don’t Clap Your Hands!

The scariest thing that has ever happened to me—okay, maybe not the scariest—it’s more like the fifth scariest. (The first scariest is when I almost fell of a boat into rough waters off the cost of Guatemala where there are things in the water that want to eat you!) Okay, so the fifth scariest thing … Continue reading If You’re Happy and You Know It…Please Don’t Clap Your Hands!