I had a teacher in the eight grade who--no joke, true story--told us that there were, in fact, no real people in South Dakota, only aliens, and that the people in North Dakota were there for the sole purpose of studying these strange creatures. Now, you might be thinking: "Oh, this man was clearly joking." … Continue reading Mini Post About Nothing #10: My Professor is an Alien
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Roses are Red and My Goldfish is Dead
I lie. I don't have a goldfish. But if I did, I would name him Tony. It's Valentine's Day, and you know what that means! Time for a history lesson!!! Wait...what? Yes, you read me right, lovelies, a history lesson. I am one of those people who think that a well-known holiday should not pass … Continue reading Roses are Red and My Goldfish is Dead
I Spy With My Little Eye Something…Fishy
I realize that posting while one is sleepy is probably not the best idea, but I just realized I forgot to do my actual post for today, so here goes nothing 😉 I have been watching a new show--Sherlock (it's a British sitcom)--and I am thoroughly enjoying it. It reminds me of how much I've always … Continue reading I Spy With My Little Eye Something…Fishy
Query Letters Make You Want to Jump of the Cliff the Earthquake Made
We had an earthquake drill today. Um...what? Yes, that's right, earthquakes. In southern America. *Cough*Cough--we don't have earthquakes here. Apparently--according to the campus-wide text the university sent out--it's national earthquake month. Which doesn't even make sense because the majority of America does not have earthquakes. Apparently they failed to let the professors know this because … Continue reading Query Letters Make You Want to Jump of the Cliff the Earthquake Made
If I Turned Into a Bat, Would You Still Be My Friend?
To start, may I say how annoying that question is? I don't know if any of you have ever experienced the "if I___, would you still be my friend?" question, but I find it to be extraordinarily aggravating. I went on a trip once with a girl who continued to ask it about everything she did … Continue reading If I Turned Into a Bat, Would You Still Be My Friend?
Mini Post About Nothing #9: Artsy People Make Me Sad
Whenever I see people who are really good at art it makes me sad. Why? Because I feel like I'm not doing anything with my life. Take a look at these people: Marilyn Monroe made out of cups of coffee-- The "Mona Lisa" made out of spools of thread- "The Last Supper" made from Rubik's … Continue reading Mini Post About Nothing #9: Artsy People Make Me Sad
A Used Fly-Swat And The Crazy Dead Cat Lady
Yay, it's Sunday! Which means I owe you--lovely reader--a post. So, if you've been following along with this blog, you know that I am neither tech savvy, nor do I have any patience with anything that is technology. I have been having issues with my school email and am this close *I'm pinching my fingers … Continue reading A Used Fly-Swat And The Crazy Dead Cat Lady
Mini Post About Nothing #7: People Morphing
Today in my public speaking class, two kids walked in--one after the other--and I did a double take. Why? They looked exactly the same. (And no they weren't twins. I'm not stupid, thanks.) It got me thinking: maybe all those conformist haters and conspiracy theorists have a point. A very loose and non-aliens-are-invading-the-planet point, but a point … Continue reading Mini Post About Nothing #7: People Morphing
High School Tricks and Why I Suck At Telling Jokes
Hello beautiful readers! So, I definitely did not use my big-girl brain the other day, because I just realized that this weekend I am moving back to school. So, on the first weekend of my new posting schedule, I can't post. Great. I hope you can forgive me and accept this early post as a … Continue reading High School Tricks and Why I Suck At Telling Jokes
Lies, Old People Clubbing, and Water Guns = My Childhood
Hello lovely readers, it's Sunday! My new official day for blog posts. Yay for organization! I told you in my last post that this would be a continuation of the same topic: my home. And not just where I live, but the immediate area around me and the other people who live there. I guess … Continue reading Lies, Old People Clubbing, and Water Guns = My Childhood
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