Mini Post About Nothing #10: My Professor is an Alien

I had a teacher in the eight grade who--no joke, true story--told us that there were, in fact, no real people in South Dakota, only aliens, and that the people in North Dakota were there for the sole purpose of studying these strange creatures. Now, you might be thinking: "Oh, this man was clearly joking." … Continue reading Mini Post About Nothing #10: My Professor is an Alien

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Roses are Red and My Goldfish is Dead

I lie. I don't have a goldfish. But if I did, I would name him Tony. It's Valentine's Day, and you know what that means! Time for a history lesson!!! Wait...what? Yes, you read me right, lovelies, a history lesson. I am one of those people who think that a well-known holiday should not pass … Continue reading Roses are Red and My Goldfish is Dead

Query Letters Make You Want to Jump of the Cliff the Earthquake Made

We had an earthquake drill today. Um...what? Yes, that's right, earthquakes. In southern America. *Cough*Cough--we don't have earthquakes here. Apparently--according to the campus-wide text the university sent out--it's national earthquake month. Which doesn't even make sense because the majority of America does not have earthquakes. Apparently they failed to let the professors know this because … Continue reading Query Letters Make You Want to Jump of the Cliff the Earthquake Made