Mini Post About Nothing #10: My Professor is an Alien

I had a teacher in the eight grade who--no joke, true story--told us that there were, in fact, no real people in South Dakota, only aliens, and that the people in North Dakota were there for the sole purpose of studying these strange creatures. Now, you might be thinking: "Oh, this man was clearly joking." … Continue reading Mini Post About Nothing #10: My Professor is an Alien

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Query Letters Make You Want to Jump of the Cliff the Earthquake Made

We had an earthquake drill today. Um...what? Yes, that's right, earthquakes. In southern America. *Cough*Cough--we don't have earthquakes here. Apparently--according to the campus-wide text the university sent out--it's national earthquake month. Which doesn't even make sense because the majority of America does not have earthquakes. Apparently they failed to let the professors know this because … Continue reading Query Letters Make You Want to Jump of the Cliff the Earthquake Made

Mini Post About Nothing #7: People Morphing

Today in my public speaking class, two kids walked in--one after the other--and I did a double take. Why? They looked exactly the same. (And no they weren't twins. I'm not stupid, thanks.) It got me thinking: maybe all those conformist haters and¬†conspiracy¬†theorists have a point. A very loose and non-aliens-are-invading-the-planet point, but a point … Continue reading Mini Post About Nothing #7: People Morphing