I want to start this blog by apologizing for the random, and more recently, infrequent posts. I have decided from here on out to set a schedule for myself. And by schedule, I mean that I am going to pick a day out of the week to make blog posts. This way I can get … Continue reading The Most Wonderful Thing About Tigger Is That He Works At Subway
So, I am one of those people who are sadly disabled when it comes to comebacks. You know who I'm talking about, right? The person who responds to "You suck!" with: "Oh yeah?" *long pause* "You too!" Not that many people tell me I suck--I just realized that example makes my life sound depressing--but you … Continue reading The Take-Down of the Comeback Queen
I didn't make up the pun in the title . I wish I had. Props to whoever pulled that one out of their brain matter! Since tomorrow is December 21st, 2012, I though it only appropriate that I write a proper post seeing as how--for those of you who have been living under a rock--the world is supposed … Continue reading Party Like There’s No To-Maya
I wrangled a goat today. If you've been following along with this blog, then you would have seen him in a past post. As a reminder, he looks like this: The scary devil goat has somehow found his way out of the pasture twice now and I have a feeling he will keep at it until … Continue reading Evil Goats and Some Very Confused Animals
"I miss animals...and real people." Kayla said that on our way to our Psychology exam (which was a curse word and a half by the way). On the surface, the words don't make sense, but if you've ever been on a college campus in your life it totally does. It's like a mini-town made up … Continue reading Teen Angst Leads to A Lack of Real People
My brain is literally turning to mush. At this point, I cannot tell if me writing this (and not studying) is procrastination or simply survival instinct as I try to keep my brain from dripping out of my ears. All day I have been cramming Western Civilization and Psychology down my throat. My two hardest … Continue reading I Used To Have A Brain. Then Finals Ate It.
I'm mad at myself because I feel like I haven't posted anything funny in a while. So mad, in fact, that I haven't even thought up a title. Which is odd, because that's what I usually do first. Something pops into my head and I run with it. But there is no running tonight...yet. Well, … Continue reading Pretty People Should Be Banned From All Social Networking Sights
I told you our supposed mystery thief had been 2 places she wasn't supposed to be. The second was in Missy and Melanie's room. Melanie has been really sick lately and, last night, was knocked unconscious with some NyQuil. While she was sleeping, Debbie walked in and asked if she could borrow a skillet. She … Continue reading The End of the World May Be Coming Earlier Than We Thought: Part II
Hello everyone reading this blog 🙂 I'm inserting this really quick disclaimer before I go on with my post, just in case: this blog is written with fictionalized characters, anything resembling true people--dead or alive--must be my psychic powers at work. Okay, now that that's said. You wouldn't believe the crazy that has just found … Continue reading The End of the World May Be Coming Earlier Than We Thought: Part I
The question of the day is: what are these round, brown disks in my Chex Mix? Answer: Melba toasts. And they are clearly the best part of the whole thing. But when Tammy stared down at the crunchy, brown disks, she couldn't help but be repulsed at the sight of them. "They're delicious," India said. … Continue reading What Is This Brown Thing In My Chex Mix???