It's been a while, once again, though this time I have been absent for a really BIG reason. I graduated college! (Try to ignore the fact that I look pissy. That's actually just my normal face, lol. Plus it was 8 a.m. and I was really tired. Psh, excuses!) What?! I know, I'm still in … Continue reading Updates & Crazy Stories of the Present
We had an earthquake drill today. Um...what? Yes, that's right, earthquakes. In southern America. *Cough*Cough--we don't have earthquakes here. Apparently--according to the campus-wide text the university sent out--it's national earthquake month. Which doesn't even make sense because the majority of America does not have earthquakes. Apparently they failed to let the professors know this because … Continue reading Query Letters Make You Want to Jump of the Cliff the Earthquake Made
Yay, it's Sunday! Which means I owe you--lovely reader--a post. So, if you've been following along with this blog, you know that I am neither tech savvy, nor do I have any patience with anything that is technology. I have been having issues with my school email and am this close *I'm pinching my fingers … Continue reading A Used Fly-Swat And The Crazy Dead Cat Lady
Today in my public speaking class, two kids walked in--one after the other--and I did a double take. Why? They looked exactly the same. (And no they weren't twins. I'm not stupid, thanks.) It got me thinking: maybe all those conformist haters and conspiracy theorists have a point. A very loose and non-aliens-are-invading-the-planet point, but a point … Continue reading Mini Post About Nothing #7: People Morphing
And this time, it's about to get nuclear! Forces are coming in on all sides. Like Germany in WWI it's a battle on two fronts and neither one is winning. In the right hand corner we have the battle of the roommates. Two girls going head to head farther than anyone has before. Screaming, cursing, … Continue reading The Fourth Floor Is Going To War Again…Again!
This post is all about the Fourth Floor gossip that I have been keeping from you lovely averages for the last few weeks. At first I was hesitant to share some of these things (just the first one actually). But then I remembered--none of those people read my blog and I make sure to keep … Continue reading When Average Meets Gossip Girl
Let's not pretend that college is a peaceful, magical place where nobody says anything mean and unicorns float on rainbows and puffy clouds as light streams gracefully through the sky, and everybody is happy and wears pink. Frankly, I'm not sure why anyone would want that to begin with; it sounds a little freaky to … Continue reading Dorm Room Pranks–Enter At Your Own Risk!