This is it. The last tale in the Theme Park Chronicles. Not that I have been calling it that this entire time, I just thought it sounded pretty intense for the last bit. Chronicles is such a meaty word, don't you think? Pretty epic. But that is so not the point of anything right now. … Continue reading Terrors of a Tower and a Whole Bunch of Other Nonsense
Rumor has it that all princesses disappear throughout the Disney parks at the setting of the sun. Almost like Cinderella at midnight, but even more dramatic. Disney does love drama. But what about the princes? No one ever tells you how hard it is to find a freaking PRINCE AT DISNEY WORLD! Now, you might be thinking... … Continue reading Why is it SO HARD to Find a Prince?
So I have decided to kick off my month of theme-park related posts with the most downtrodden among them. Why? Because I can! And because I'm a firm believer in saving the best for last. Which doesn't at all mean that this post is bad, by any means. In fact, I think it's quite good. … Continue reading The Most Depressing Thing About Amusement Parks
So the other day when I found myself around some slightly tipsy folks, I thought: oh, what a better time for an interview? Right? And not just any interview, but an interview about Disney! Who tells the truth better than a drunk person? The following interview is one that I held (while sober--I fell like … Continue reading Life as a Disney Kid: Drunks Talk Disney
So, I definitely promised this post a while ago and it's just now coming. Sorry about that. If you remember a couple of posts ago, I listed the "morals" (a.k.a. my general observations) of some of the classic Disney movies that I watched growing up. Mainly, I talked about my biggest take-aways from the films; … Continue reading Life as a Disney Kid: Disney and Pixar Morals Summed Up
So, like every normal college student on summer vacation, I have been extraordinarily unproductive lately. Thus, I've been watching a lot of television. The other day I was flipping through channels and came across some of the cartoon channels that I used to watch all the time when I was younger (namely Disney, Cartoon Network, … Continue reading If I Were a Cartoon Character I Would Be… 2D!
So, I feel like I have been neglecting you lovely people of late, and thus I am writing another post. Why? Because I can. And because clearly, if you are reading this, you are super-totally-awesome. It's true. My amigo, Crystal (if her name sounds familiar it's because I've talked about her before--find her bio on … Continue reading Disney’s Got Their %!#@ On Lock