Terrors of a Tower and a Whole Bunch of Other Nonsense

This is it. The last tale in the Theme Park Chronicles. Not that I have been calling it that this entire time, I just thought it sounded pretty intense for the last bit. Chronicles is such a meaty word, don't you think? Pretty epic. But that is so not the point of anything right now. … Continue reading Terrors of a Tower and a Whole Bunch of Other Nonsense

Why is it SO HARD to Find a Prince?

Rumor has it that all princesses disappear throughout the Disney parks at the setting of the sun. Almost like Cinderella at midnight, but even more dramatic. Disney does love drama. But what about the princes? No one ever tells you how hard it is to find a freaking PRINCE AT DISNEY WORLD! Now, you might be thinking... … Continue reading Why is it SO HARD to Find a Prince?

Life as a Disney Kid: Disney and Pixar Morals Summed Up

So, I definitely promised this post a while ago and it's just now coming. Sorry about that. If you remember a couple of posts ago, I listed the "morals" (a.k.a. my general observations) of some of the classic Disney movies that I watched growing up. Mainly, I talked about my biggest take-aways from the films; … Continue reading Life as a Disney Kid: Disney and Pixar Morals Summed Up