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Why Mulan is the Best Princess

May 24, 2017 / AverageWriter303 / Leave a comment

(And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise) Just recently, I took a BuzzFeed quiz in which the author acknowledged that Mulan is the best Disney princess, and I was so incredibly happy. Whenever I state this (sadly unpopular) opinion to, well, anyone else, the response is always the same: "Mulan isn't even a real princess, … Continue reading Why Mulan is the Best Princess

A Modern Zodiac Calendar

August 14, 2013 / AverageWriter303 / 2 Comments

Along with my strongly worded letter that I plan to one day write to Canada's Prime Minister suggesting that the country's name be changed to Canadia (I just think it has a little something extra , don't you?), I would also like to write to whomever it may concern in China to suggest a new, … Continue reading A Modern Zodiac Calendar

Mini Post About Nothing #12: You’re an Old Fart, Art

March 26, 2013 / AverageWriter303 / Leave a comment

I swear, I'm  going to slap my art professor one of these days. I'm going to lose my temper, stand up in the middle of her lecture, walk to the front of the class, slap her across the face, and walk out. Nasty little woman. Aside from the fact that it is literally the longest … Continue reading Mini Post About Nothing #12: You’re an Old Fart, Art

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