"I miss animals...and real people." Kayla said that on our way to our Psychology exam (which was a curse word and a half by the way). On the surface, the words don't make sense, but if you've ever been on a college campus in your life it totally does. It's like a mini-town made up … Continue reading Teen Angst Leads to A Lack of Real People
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I Used To Have A Brain. Then Finals Ate It.
My brain is literally turning to mush. At this point, I cannot tell if me writing this (and not studying) is procrastination or simply survival instinct as I try to keep my brain from dripping out of my ears. All day I have been cramming Western Civilization and Psychology down my throat. My two hardest … Continue reading I Used To Have A Brain. Then Finals Ate It.
Pretty People Should Be Banned From All Social Networking Sights
I'm mad at myself because I feel like I haven't posted anything funny in a while. So mad, in fact, that I haven't even thought up a title. Which is odd, because that's what I usually do first. Something pops into my head and I run with it. But there is no running tonight...yet. Well, … Continue reading Pretty People Should Be Banned From All Social Networking Sights
What Is This Brown Thing In My Chex Mix???
The question of the day is: what are these round, brown disks in my Chex Mix? Answer: Melba toasts. And they are clearly the best part of the whole thing. But when Tammy stared down at the crunchy, brown disks, she couldn't help but be repulsed at the sight of them. "They're delicious," India said. … Continue reading What Is This Brown Thing In My Chex Mix???
The Fourth Floor Is Going Out With A Bang
If you thought that we could be put down so easily, you were wrong!!! The Fourth Floor does not take kindly to restrictions, and even worse is someone telling us that the next step is--drum roll please--charging us with disorderly conduct. Um, no, that's not going to work for us. So, this is how it's … Continue reading The Fourth Floor Is Going Out With A Bang
Keep Your Spit To Yourself
This is a post I have been meaning to write for a while now but keep forgetting to. It's my version of a Public Service Announcement that can apply to anyone in the world. I have seen it a lot recently and--before college--it was never this obvious. Here it is: Dear People of the World, … Continue reading Keep Your Spit To Yourself
I Had A Dream Once…
The title is the line from the Disney movie, Tangled, just before the song and dance number at the Snuggly Duckling. I have a kind of embarrassing fact about myself that I am going to tell you. Well, I think it's embarrassing because I don't know anyone else who does this, so usually its just me--by myself--on … Continue reading I Had A Dream Once…
Another Fat Thanksgiving, the Zombie Apocalypse, and My Magic Fridge
Hello lovely people currently reading this blog! To those of you who practice Thanksgiving: I hope you enjoyed a fantastical dinner with family and friends you may or may not be fond of. I, personally, ate what felt like was my body weight in food, which will probably make me gain my whole body weight … Continue reading Another Fat Thanksgiving, the Zombie Apocalypse, and My Magic Fridge
My Average Bucket List
This is truly my bucket list. And, yes, it is average (depending on your definition, of course). My definition is that average is awesome. My bucket list is reflective of this. You are free to laugh at the things on my list if you would like--I wouldn't know anyway. But I will accomplish them all! … Continue reading My Average Bucket List
The Last Twinkie
It's happening. The world is officially coming to an end. Hostess may not be around much longer and people are scrambling to get (what might end up being) the last Twinkies on the shelves. In fact, it's exactly like Zombieland. Don't believe me? Take a look: I'm not sure what that weird, spiky tool thing … Continue reading The Last Twinkie
Ultimately Useless Stories 