I still don't understand the concept of a hashtag, but no matter, I'll use it anyway! Hello to the wonderful people who are reading this blog post! So, I feel bad that I haven't been sharing the wealth of stories with our friends on the "Meet the Characters" page. So much crazy stuff has been … Continue reading #When Average People Tell You Their Dreams
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I’m Only Gunna Break-Break Your, Break-Break Your Rulz
Like "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz--check it out! I can't help but think it's catchy. But a groovy song is not the point of this post. (And, yes, I did just call it groovy. Not an accurate description, I realize, since we are no longer living in the 1970's and neither are we cast … Continue reading I’m Only Gunna Break-Break Your, Break-Break Your Rulz
The Fourth Floor Is Going To War Again…Again!
And this time, it's about to get nuclear! Forces are coming in on all sides. Like Germany in WWI it's a battle on two fronts and neither one is winning. In the right hand corner we have the battle of the roommates. Two girls going head to head farther than anyone has before. Screaming, cursing, … Continue reading The Fourth Floor Is Going To War Again…Again!
How to Create a Secret Society: Part Two–The Finding Your Niche Part
Welcome back to the "How To's of the Average"! I am excited to tell you that my advances in creating my own secret society are working out quite splendidly. They also tie into my plan to take over the world but I'll explain more about that in a minute. First, let me explain what I … Continue reading How to Create a Secret Society: Part Two–The Finding Your Niche Part
I’ll Have The Banana Pudding, Hold The Banana.
So you just want pudding then? Hey guys! The title is, again, accurate today. That's exciting, right? I went out to lunch with my grandmother and her friends (who, believe it or not, might just be crazier than me). I don't know about you but I love to hear stories from older people. Of course, … Continue reading I’ll Have The Banana Pudding, Hold The Banana.
I Have Two Things to Tell You–But I Just Forgot One of Them
So the title is actually accurate today! Who knew, right? There were two things I was going to talk to you all about today but then I forgot one of them. So I'll start with the one I remember and then maybe things will just fall into place. Oh! A Happy Halloween shout out to … Continue reading I Have Two Things to Tell You–But I Just Forgot One of Them
A Post By Any Other Name Would…Be A Different Post
Guess what?! It's Halloween! Happy Halloween averages everywhere. And if you think that you aren't average, well, happy Halloween to you too! I have been watching the 13 Nights of Halloween marathon on ABC Family and the Criminal Minds marathon on A&E. I just LOVE this time of the year. I feel bad, though, because … Continue reading A Post By Any Other Name Would…Be A Different Post
The Jailbird and the Donkey
Remember the girl I was telling you about who stole the T.V. on my dorm room floor? Well, she was arrested the other day for shoplifting. WHAT?! I know! That's what I'm thinking too. Talk about Karma. Try and pull the wool over the eyes of the Fourth Floor? I don't think so. Our charismatic crew of … Continue reading The Jailbird and the Donkey
My Professors Are Trying To Take Over The World
Hey! That's my job. It was unanimously decided between myself and my friend Gemma, (the only two people currently plotting for my future "take-over-the-world" endeavor), that our professors are doing their utmost best to make sure that these plans do not succeed by joining forces and putting tests on the same day. My loyal friend Gemma … Continue reading My Professors Are Trying To Take Over The World
I Can See Into The Future! (Or I’m Just Crazy…)
Hello my dear Averages!!! I feel I have abandoned you of late and for that I am sorry. I am still trying to write that short story I was telling you about earlier and am having the darnedest time. I give a ton of credit to people who can do it for a living because … Continue reading I Can See Into The Future! (Or I’m Just Crazy…)
Ultimately Useless Stories 