Party Like There’s No To-Maya

I didn't make up the pun in the title . I wish I had. Props to whoever pulled that one out of their brain matter! Since tomorrow is December 21st, 2012, I though it only appropriate that I write a proper post seeing as how--for those of you who have been living under a rock--the world is supposed … Continue reading Party Like There’s No To-Maya

How I Plan To Take Over The World

How I plan to take over the world. It’s simple really, and it all begins with Girl Scout cookies. Thin Mints and Tagalongs, what a great way to initiate an evil plot, don’t you think? The plan was simple, divide and conquer. But in order to accomplish my goal of becoming Empress of the World, … Continue reading How I Plan To Take Over The World